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11th May, Saturday — Reblog24th February, Sunday — ReblogI love you talaga FILLE SAINT MERCED CAINGLET! <3
Tumayo ka daw diyan Mika. Trashtalk ka pa daw sa kanya ha. :P

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11th January, Friday — Reblogokay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
11th January, Friday — ReblogWhy am I not a movie critic you literally get paid to watch movies and then talk about them if that’s not living the dream I don’t know what is








